--who knew that your instructor wouldn't even do a proper weight check for your 4 open water dives in a drysuit, learn by experience I guess, hold onto the kelp he said
--who knew the way your LDS told you to fold your brand new drysuit wasn't the proper way and you'd be replacing the zipper because of it
--who knew that not all insta-buddies are created equal, above and below the water
--who knew that one of your insta-buddies would swim away from you on purpose, leaving you wondering and searching
--who knew to carry a spare dive light on a retractor, not in your drysuit pocket, when your primary dies at 60ft in 5 ft viz, you can't get to it
--who knew not to buy a dive light that dies instantly instead of one that fades away as the batteries die
--who knew after 130 dives, I'd still be practising my buoyancy
--who knew that, the more I dive, the more I want to dive