Wet Lawyer Jokes

[Lawman]

on this board that would be easy to mock. But we don't. That's because
we're divers and this board is about our hobby. If occupations are going
to be the object of redicule lets everyboy list their jobs. Don't be so shy
in those profiles. Lets hear who's a store clerk, or a garbage man, or just
"between jobs." Then I'll see if I can't come up with something to say about
them.

As for touching a nerve you're right. I don't find insults funny. That includes
insults dressed up in crude humor.

 

[H2Andy]

hey, lawman, i'm sorry you're taking this personal. i think of lawyer jokes as
the price that goes along with all the beautiful women, the groupies, celebrity
friends, limo rides, easy money, mink coats, the bling bling ...

of course these bassirds are jealous and have to make fun of us. heck, i'd
be jealous of myself if i wasn't myself already.



seriously, sorry the lawyer jokes bug you. i tend not to worry about what i
can't control.

 

[Matt the Aquaman]

Hi there zeagleuser, my name is Matt. Welcome to the Board! Safe diving. :dazzler1:

Click here to greet a new member! :happywave
No experience needed and it feels great!​

 

[MSilvia]

I don't find insults funny. That includes
insults dressed up in crude humor.

I guess it's not for everyone. Personally, I think cleverly crafted crude insults are one of my favorite forms of humor.

FWIW, I'm a software engineer. Feel free to sock it to me Lawman.

 

[knotical]

I dive with several attorney friends.
They range in their reaction to lawyer jokes from offended, to collecting them.

No matter what you say, there’s some risk you will offend someone.
I look for intent, and I have no evidence that zeagleuser’s intent was to offend.

But scuba divers are another story; now there’s a group that is just ripe to be teased . . . .

 

[Potapko]

These Jokes are only funny because there is a kernel of truth in them. Goes along with the used car salesman and members of congress.

People are just too thin skinned,

Welcome to the board. Nothing like coming in with a bang!

 

[SDAnderson]

on this board that would be easy to mock. But we don't. That's because
we're divers and this board is about our hobby. If occupations are going
to be the object of redicule lets everyboy list their jobs. Don't be so shy
in those profiles. Lets hear who's a store clerk, or a garbage man, or just
"between jobs." Then I'll see if I can't come up with something to say about
them.

As for touching a nerve you're right. I don't find insults funny. That includes
insults dressed up in crude humor.

Okay, what have you done with the real Lawman?
http://www.scubaboard.com/showpost.php?p=837727&postcount=45

 

[ShakaZulu]

These aren't jokes, they are truisms......... I would have to ask myself the question why they exist???

There are some good lawyers though. I know at least two.

 

[nauidiver2004]

Jokes aside, welcome to the board.

 

[rollinssm]

1) Know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a garbage eating, bottom dwelling scavenger.
The other is a fish!




2) Sharks do not bother attorneys:

It's professional courtesy.

Welcome Aboard Zeagleuser!

For all the rest:
I am an Operations Research Analysit for the U.S. Marine Corps also
I teach Math and Statistics at a local College also
I teach SCUBA also
I am a SCUBA Shop owner also

I use to be a Southern California Politician (City Council)

I have a friend (a good friend) who is a Lawyer and he tells the best Lawyer jokes.