Ignoring your snark, there are no good and cheap thermometers to use underwater. You just need to calibrate them (like in a dishpan in the kitchen) with a good thermometer as a standard and make your adjustments in your log as needed. I've done that to maybe a dozen dive computers, including Shearwater, Oceanics, Dive Rites, Sensus, Zeagle, and my wife has done the same including her old Casio diver's (digital) watch. You need to allow for the thermal time constants to settle out.....a thermistor embedded in a lot of plastic doesn't respond very quickly to a change in temperature....10-15 minutes might be needed for a good calibration. I use a cook's Thermapen for my standard, and even though it is expensive, it is still only rated to +/- 0.4degC, or about 1degF.
Results? Her Casio watch is very good....just an accident....maybe within 0.2degF of the Thermapen. the worst I ahve is the Oceanic OC1, at almost 4defF low. The Sensus is quite good, within 1degF, but you have to download it to read it; it is spec'd to +/- 0.8degC.
Results? Her Casio watch is very good....just an accident....maybe within 0.2degF of the Thermapen. the worst I ahve is the Oceanic OC1, at almost 4defF low. The Sensus is quite good, within 1degF, but you have to download it to read it; it is spec'd to +/- 0.8degC.