Speeding motorists excuses I am sure there are others out there, but these made me laugh!
Was i speeding officer???
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pennypue
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"This is entrapment, officer. If you didn't look so good in your uniform, I wouldn't have to speed to get a better look at you when you pull me over. Don't you think the department could make those uniforms a little less appealing to women?" 
I plan on using this.
I plan on using this.
My favorite, only works on men though) is "Officer, (smile smile smile) before I open the glove box (smile smile smile) I just wanted you to know (smile smile smile) My husbands off deputy weapon might be in there. (smile)
Works every time but ONLY with the guys though, the chick cops aren't as forgiven..
I just can't bring myself to do that whole crying thing.
Works every time but ONLY with the guys though, the chick cops aren't as forgiven..
I just can't bring myself to do that whole crying thing.
lol, there are some countries where you can use the old
"isnt there some kind of instant fine I can pay officer?"
of course I dont speed, so have only ever had to use that one on border patrol and immigration officers..
"isnt there some kind of instant fine I can pay officer?"
of course I dont speed, so have only ever had to use that one on border patrol and immigration officers..
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