fishwatcher
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Patient: Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum.
Doctor: I've got some cream for that.
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Texan: Where are you from?
Harvard grad: I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.
Texan: Okay where are you from, jackass?
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price.
But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all.
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A patient says: Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: Could you please pass the butter. But instead I said: You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.
Doctor: I've got some cream for that.
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Texan: Where are you from?
Harvard grad: I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.
Texan: Okay where are you from, jackass?
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An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price.
But, the dog replied, that would make no sense at all.
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A patient says: Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: Could you please pass the butter. But instead I said: You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.
