Topics That Will Cause A Poop Storm

[Marie13]

How about the classic warhammer maneuver?

The thread and picture exist on scubaboard I would post a link but dont want to get banned.

 

[OMyMyOHellYes]

Yolk

 

[Wibble]

The benefits of an i3

 

[NW Dive Dawg]

Expecially when using split fins...

 

[Wibble]

How many PADI 4 star dive centres are there? Or 3, 2 or 1 star centres?

Are they cheaper and maybe more keen to gain our business?

 

[tridacna]

How do I prepare my mask?

Toothpaste.

Flamethrower.

Spit.

Sandpaper.

Mask scrubber.

Barkeeper’s Friend.

Chlorox.

 

[Eric Sedletzky]

Mention anything derogatory about koolaiders, GUE/DIR.
Split fins
Tank bangers
Spare airs
Poodle jackets
Solo diving
Diving with no BC
Using tables
BFK’s (AKA pig stickers)
Deep air
Voodoo gas -old
Multi window masks
Clear skirted masks
MOF
Consoles
Loose consoles -even worse
Running out of air
Myflex hoses
The color pink
Weightbelts
Snorkels
The Hub by Mares
Regular fin straps - not spring straps
Saying anything derogatory about Shearwater
Standard octopus donate - not primary donate.

 

[BoltSnap]

Hmmmm.... Back inflate vs jacket style vs back plate / wing

That would be a Holly war.

 

[broncobowsher]

Mention anything derogatory about koolaiders, GUE/DIR.
Split fins
Tank bangers
Spare airs
Poodle jackets
Solo diving
Diving with no BC
Using tables
BFK’s (AKA pig stickers)
Deep air
Voodoo gas -old
Multi window masks
Clear skirted masks
MOF
Consoles
Loose consoles -even worse
Running out of air
Myflex hoses
The color pink
Weightbelts
Snorkels
The Hub by Mares
Regular fin straps - not spring straps
Saying anything derogatory about Shearwater
Standard octopus donate - not primary donate.

You forgot rebreathers. Some people just can't accept that the rEvo is the best rebreather ever made.

 

[Bigbella]

Upstream versus downstream regulator ignorance, after a terse discussion I recently had with my niece's college scuba instructor -- a confused GUE absolutist -- who apparently had issues with her spanking new gear.

I do not recall whether he pronounced his name, "Pinhead" or "Pin-Aid" . . .