The egos on this website are more fragile than the caves of Abaco
. That being said, I think several things should be considered in this scenario...
1. If you are perusing scubaboard.com you are likely less than 1% of all certified divers.
2. That means that the boat crews out there likely have to deal with the 'other 99%', of which most don't even know how to dive, let alone put their own gear together.
3. You're right, the 1/4 turn is out, hasn't been taught for years.....congrats, you know more than the random kid in the Indian Ocean.
4. Fun fact, if you watch your gear closely {as you should} you'll catch them when they adjust the 1/4 turn and you'll immediately reconcile it.
5. Another fun fact: If you are ready to splash and look at your spg while you take a couple last minute breaths, you'll find out right away if your gas is on or not.
6. Another......fun fact, your gear and the condition of your gear is your responsibility. Stop blaming your complacency on the dive crew.
7. Last fun fact, when the crew realizes you are a humble and competent diver, your trip will be much more enjoyable and they won't 'touch' your stuff.
8. Sorry, one last fact.....everyone on the boat is a better diver than you and can dive longer than you....so relax, you're literally an amateur in their world. You're likely old, broken, hung over, on your third heart attack, chain smoking cigarettes, wearing XXXXXXXXL wetsuits, and resemble a diabetic walrus trying to climb a ladder. Worry less about your 1/4 turn and maybe focus on doing better...
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.