Oh, Zack.... lighten up, man! The banter about Canadians was just friendly teasing! (Even I can see this, and I'm famous for my lack of a sense of humor.)
To be fair to those who haven't taken a serious approach to your thread and "can't just maturely post," you did start right off by saying that the revival of old threads makes you, and I quote "boil". Hyperbole, my friend, invites hyperbolic responses--you cannot blame the respondents since you yourself set the tone in your opening post!
Coming online to SB is very often a way to pass the time, and perhaps the time you yourself have available for the pursuit of the SB habit is so limited and valuable that you can't waste a single minute discovering that somebody has revived an old thread, but the rest of us are not so constrained, and in fact we sort of enjoy the banter and get a kick out of the occasional zombie thread.
Relax a little and you might find that your boiling point isn't so easily reached, and you actually have more fun here!
(PS As you can see from the links I listed in post #15 above, this is not a new topic. In fact, you probably could have done a little search
and saved yourself the time and aggravation of posting this suggestion yet again and getting nowhere with it.)