The Story

[mselenaous]

a Subway footlong made of Haggis & boars head meats appears while the booming Scottish voice appears singing "$5 , $5 footlongs". As Howard and Steve, Mike and Pete feast away wishing beer had also been delivered, a thought occurs to them. "Hey maybe we should....

 

[mts0628]

"Pick up Jared and get this party started!" The only problem was, Jared was allergic to...

 

[mselenaous]

the yellow submarine. Suddenly Scotty in lieu of Dr. McCoy was beamed through the time-space continuum to treat Jared and in his booming Scottish voice said, "Great Scot Man, we have to .... "

 

[joystershell]

find some neoprene to fit this lad. But alas, nothing on board in his size, so they had to revert to Plan A, which was to..................

 

[mselenaous]

give Jared the last of the antidote...cherry poptarts. Suddenly Jared turned back into his old self, Fat Bastard's twin. Steve, Mike and Pete just stared dazed as the submarine started to list quickly. Quick thinking Howard yelled "abandon ship, abandon ship"...

 

[DM95]

However, only our three gilled divers were able to make it out alive. Fat Bastard ate Jared and Dr. Bill while Steve vomited from the site of it. Pete then said through his new telepathic mind "...............

 

[mselenaous]

did you check out the size of the shells on that mermaid? HeeHeeHee (snickering beavis & butthead style)...

 

[JamMan]

only to look up and see..

 

[cavew0man]

a rather surprised sperm whale and a bowl of petunias falling out of the sky at rather high speed. So Steve whipped out his electronic thumb and....

 

[ohmdiver]

stuck it in his....