The Story

[scubaren]

Foxy Cleopatra walking toward them briskly, tugging along Fat Bastard by his ear. Fat Bastard and Fat Bastardina are both handcuffed together and it is amazing that Foxy is able to handle all that lard at once. She approaches Mike and says "it's all over Mike". We arrested them both for...........

 

[scubaren]

telling scubaboard people not to post in this thread anymore. Then our three heroes Mike, Pete and ScubaSteve.........

 

[BettyRubble]

decide they've had enough with these wacky people from DNY and head to the

 

[Scuba Do]

Tahiti, where they encounter . . .

 

[DM95]

Another thread about the mis-adventures of Pam & Sam - two dive babes in a world of their own. The only problem was........

 

[BettyRubble]

SPAM were in the middle of a nasty divorce from FN NOsebreather aka Chaz and due to their legal woes they were not permitted to leave . . .

 

[ScubaSam]

but managed nonetheless and enjoyed a whirlwind trip around the world, starting in London enjoying afternoon tea with the Queen at Buckingham Palace and as they left and made their way toward Hyde Park they encountered...

 

[BettyRubble]

A strange man wearing a pink and yellow thong, split fins, a D ring in his nose and a snorkel . . . the poor man was flopping on the ground muttering something . . all that SPAM could make out was "Cave Diver" . . . being concerned the man's safety they immediately

 

[ScubaSteve]

checked to see if the man had his snorkel attached with a cheap knock off stainless snap from Home Depot. What they saw when they got closer was more than they could have prepared for....

 

[BettyRubble]

it seems the floppy man had a tattoo emblazed upon his chest that was . .