The Story

[DM95]

time he bounced dived to Atlantis and then forgot where it was.....but that's another story. Off in the distance, Kiki the Wonder Hippo, dressed in a tutu, balerina shoes and a rubber duckie safety ring..........

 

[ohmdiver]

danced to the theme from Dr. Strangelove. Now as everyone knows that there are 1000's of places to dive in AmsterNewPompay, they never relize that....

 

[DM95]

A giant crabopotamus was lurking over a nearby sand dune. It slow crawled towards the sub as our divers pondered their fate, unaware of the munchy crunchy until ScubaSteve turned and..........

 

[Scuba Do]

"giant crabopotomus lurking over a nearby sand dune, slow-crawling toward our sub while we ponder our fate." In the ensuing pandemonium, Pete . . .

 

[scubaren]

yelled "look out for that crabopotomus!" Scubasteve and Mike laughed at him. They thought he was kidding. After all, they had only seen one picture of such a beast and it was on some crazy scubaboard avatar. It was too late. The crabopotomus grabbed Scubasteve by his.......

 

[joystershell]

split fins, yanked the Mask Off his Forehead, and laughed at his pink snorkel, as he uttered these sage words...............

 

[ohmdiver]

Damn the crabopotomus full speed ahead!!!!!!!

Meanwhile Grandma, back at the ranch, was beating off the Indians.........

 

[joystershell]

while Betty Rubble was busy soothing the restless natives, enticing them with frosted Cherry Pop Tarts, and whipping up a beverage of.............

 

[Scuba Do]

crabopotomus daiquiris. Suddenly the blender stopped. When Betty Rubble looked inside she gasped as she saw . . .

 

[BettyRubble]

VEGETABLES . . who the hell put vegetables in my daiquris she yelled . . . just as