ArcticDiver
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fisherdvm:Actually, marriage is a very dangerous sport. Most men I know who got married, eventually died.
As John lay dying his wife Jane was wiping his brow with a kind and gentle hand.
"Jane", said John, "Since I've not much longer to live I would like to clear my concience by confessing I did you wrong"
"Jane, I had an affair with a girl at the office" "I'm sorry, but I just was too weak to break it off".
As she was wiping his brow, Jane looked at John with a comforting expression on her face and said: "That's OK John. I know. That's why I poisoned you".