The LAST thing you want to hear your DM say...

[shark_tamer]

During the pre-dive meeting:

Listen-up everyone. At the end of the dive, it will be high tide.

So we will do the safety stop at 5 feet to compensate !!!!

 

[GulfDiver77]

Certified....Yeah they just released me last week. They just don't know it yet.

 

[dive_lover88]

Hi!I'm your Dm for the day. Well..you are lucky since you're the first group to be led by me. I just passed my DM course 5 mins ago

 

[beejw]

What have we unleashed.

At least it wasnt strip poker
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Newly certifed diver on his first liveaboard trip:
"So, Dm is higher then instructor right?"

DM: "Of course, thats why im the Dive Master"

NCDOHFLT: "Oh riight"

 

[dive_lover88]

^^oh yea...

 

[dive_lover88]

:lol:

 

[Diving Doc]

I cant understand why she left me, I was really good to her.......(accompanied by heart rending sobs)

 

[dive_lover88]

I'm not afraid of anything!

 

[chewie]

To infinity & beyond!

 

[dumpsterDiver]

You say (after a 2nd dive), "man my shoulder really hurts".

The DM says to the capt.: "Hey did we get that O-2 Bottle filled since last week?"