The 5 Toughest Questions That Women Ask Men and the Answers

[H2Andy]

all good songs but "sexy as a fruit" wins the best lyric award for sheer absurdity.

one does try...

but fruit are sexy, you know, not sexy as in the Fruit of the Loom
guys running around in costumes (not that there's anything
wrong with that), but sexy as in, "slwowly eaten strawberry
dipped in cream and glowing with sweet delight" type thing

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth).

Good work dad. Teaching the men of tomorrow how to better lie to their wives.

I mean, I'm not on the computer.. I'm at soccer practice..

 

[Fly N Dive]

only one problem with question one
"1. What are you thinking about?"
Scuba must be an option

other than that very good

 

[The Kraken]

My wife came home one day after getting her hair cut - - REALLY SHORT !!!

She asked me point blank, "How do you like it?"

And I replied, "I don't."

We eventually got it worked out.

She has yet to ask me another question that requires basically a "yes - no" answer.

 

[Fly N Dive]

sleeping on the couch eh?

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

I replied, "I don't."

:rofl: thats hilarious.

if you said that to me you'd be sleeping in the garden, but its still funny.