Survival Kit for Basic Divers on SB

[TheScubaBOB]

You forgot:

Buying Used Gear will kill you before you get it home.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

Cool Tech is gonna have a lot of work sorting through this and adding the new "rules" to the list

How about

Steel/aluminium/pony tanks... are the work of satan if you use them you will die

 

[TMet]

Don't forget if you have a question about what tanks to buy the answer is simple.

Don't buy Aluminum tanks they will kill you and likely fail before your first VIP.

If you buy HP tanks you obviously have no business in the water (and are going to die) since you don't know to get LP tanks and overfill them.

If you buy LP tanks and overfill them you will die and kill everyone around you when they detonate.

Did I mention you're going to die?

 

[thanksforallthefish]

Dont buy online then brag about it at your LDS

 

[Darcey]

Whatever your instructor told you is wrong and you need to find a new isntructor NOW before you die.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

:headscratch: I wonder if our trusty leader is ever going to come back here....

CoolTech come back and save us or we are all going to DIE

 

[Puffer Fish]

:headscratch: I wonder if our trusty leader is ever going to come back here....

CoolTech come back and save us or we are all going to DIE

He is but a pm away.. all you have to do is send him one.

 

[maged_mmh]

maybe he's busy with this diving thing

 

[gypsyjim]

Dont buy online then brag about it at your LDS

If you are doing that you may deserve to die!

 

[bowlofpetunias]

If you are doing that you may deserve to die!

If he starts doing that... he better give me enough advance warning to increase his insurance