Well, you are not very informed about splits, that's for sure. I have been diving almost 50 years, many of them in jet fins doing tech diving.
I now use split fins and find them every bit as versatile as my old paddle fins. I will say that I use about the stiffest split fins out there, the Scuba Pro twin speeds (no longer being made). I will admit that the floppier splits have much less pinpoint accuacy translating movements.
I can frog kick as well as anyone. I almost NEVER scissor kick. I can fine tune maneuver, back up, turn on a dime. All of this with much less effort. This is especially important as I am carrying a 30 camera rig and need the help! Once, In PNG, i swam with the divemaster to help secure the anchor on a high current seamount. We had to swim hard into the current. He was half my age. I was right along side, the whole way, and was not gasping for air, like he was, when we got there.
So DO try to better inform yourself. Better yet, learn how to use them. Many try the floppy fins and get frustrated, as I did. BUT, there is a learning curve and I am glad I stuck it out....and didn't parrot the old silliness.