You are ready to take the CoCoView pledge! Your trip is close at hand!
(If I may ask Dee to assist!)
Repeat after us:
I (Insert future CoCoNut's Name Here) pledge to take every opportunity to safely extend my total number of dives at CCV. I will do this by never missing a 0900 or 1400 boat dive, walking to the boat dock much as the zombified "Eloi" from "The Time Machine", nor will I "forget" to raise my hand when the DM's are asking, "Who wants to do the drop off dive?" (I know that lunch will still be there, the afternoon nap will still be available).
I will take sausage or bacon to Maggie Dog every morning. If some should slip into my BC pocket, I will see how fat the Toadfish can get before he can no longer get out from under his rock.
I will make every safe effort to attain a minimum of 3.75 dives per dive day, striving for a safe 5 per day as a Golden Ring Goal, always being aware of the need to nap taking arguable precedence. I will not deny my fellow diver's sneers and ridicule if I am found sleeping whilst they return dripping wet.
I will struggle to my feet after dinner's coffee and pie and waddle towards the dive gear room and suit up every night for the reason I am at CoCo View- the "at your feet" shore dive right in the "Front Yard".
I will tear myself away from the melodic and enchanting Garifuna dancers once-a-week after dinner exhibition just to do this. I do not need to pay extra $ for the night "boat dive" because I know that the best stuff is right in front of my room. I will not complain as I wade into the dark cool Caribbean water as it rises inexorably above "Mr. Happy". I will not gaze longingly into Nayda the bartender's face until after the night dive and ask for a "green" (Port Royal) or "brown" (Salva Vida) Beer and impress all the hot SCUBA chicks at the bar with my great night dive stories.
I will know that if I am beset by the plague of no-see-ums, I must have forgotten to drink enough DEET with my Flor de Cana Rum. I will bring Benadryl. If my pal has any luggage problems, I know that he did his best by putting three (3) sperate bag tags on each duffel with the letters "RTB CCV" on each one, knowing that they will show up soon enough, knowing that there's nothing he'll need that CCV won't hand him.
I will not be depressed when on Thursday afternoon I see the most depressing sight in my life- the worst thing you could ever see at CCV, the departure information on my neatly made bed. ;-0
I will leave a generous tip and hand the DM and Boat Captain something extra BEFORE their day off on Friday. (Used batteries do not count)
On my off-gassing day I will sign up for the Dolphin Snorkel at AKR and get underwater one more time while beginning to understand why I didn't go there for a week, or maybe I'll just thrash around in front of CCV in 10 feet of water to say goodbye to all of my new fishy friends, checking my PADI/DAN Nitrogen loading recommendations again and against my flight time.
I will not try to teach any of the Parrots new verses of "Roll Me Over in the Clover", they already know all of them anyway.
On the final morning, when I am leaving on the small launch, I will look back to the South at the little cay that CCV resides upon, so that if this is the last time I see this bit of heaven, I will always remember it well.
Suit up, go diving.
(anything I missed here, Dee? I was doing it from memory)