Scuba Limericks

[wetrat]

OK I'll start....

There once was a diver named Joe
Who liked to play games down below
He said with a grin
As he took off his fin
"I swim with only one toe!"

 

[wetrat]

Sheesh you guys... It's not that hard! Check this one out:

There once was a girl from Aruba
Who wanted to learn how to SCUBA
She signed up for a class
But fell on her ***
Now she is learning the tuba!

 

[wetrat]

Oh c'mon. They obviously don't have to be GOOD limericks. Here's another:

There once was a diver named Dave
Who swam into an undersea cave
He said with a grin
As he kicked his way in
Now everyone thinks I am brave

 

[H2Andy]

there once was a diver named peter
who fancied himself a dive leader
in finding the boat
he did it by rote
and with his noggin did hit her

 

[wetrat]

Fantastic! Great job Andy! Anyone else...

 

[almitywife]

aplogizies now - i was dared to make something up using feral

There was a young diver named Cheryl,
Who when diving would go a bit feral
Touching everything in site
Giving the buff divers a fright!
Dive with her at your own peril

 

[mongoose]

There once was this girl from Bonaire
Who dove to three-thirty on air
She convulsed arm and leg
Then spit out her reg
Now she sings with the angels upstairs

 

[wetrat]

Great job guys! I am seriously enjoying this...

wetrat

 

[diverberr]

A diver with a BC by Zeagle
Was said to have eyes like an eagle
In a dark wreck he chose
To follow his nose
He should have been born as a beagle

 

[wetrat]

Clever! Loved it. Thanks diverberr.