SCUBA Diver's Prayer (a joke)

[medic_diver45]

The SCUBA Diver's Prayer (or the Safety Stop Psalm)

PADI is my shephard
I shall not want to cross over to NAUI
They maketh me dive in quarries and ponds
before I am allowed to dive where I want
The LDS they refill my tanks
and lead me to the best paths to find choice dives
For my own sanity's sake

Yea though I swim through the valley of the shadow of death
I shall fear no cartilaginous fish,
for my dive buddy is a slower swimmer than I
His gut and lack of streamlining they comfort me

DAN prepares a recompression chamber for me in the presence of mine enemy
They pump me full of oxygen
so that my blood does not bubbleth over
Surely I will have learned a lesson that will follow me
all the days of my life
So that I will not have to revisit the chamber ever again
AMEN

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And to answer everyone's questions:
1. Yes I have entirely too much free time on my hands
2. No I'm not on drugs
3. Yes I am going to burn in Hell for this one.

 

[baitedstorm]

Love it...... :laughing:

 

[Orlando Eric]

#1) I think you do have too much time on your hands.

#2) I am not sure about the drugs.

#3) What's wrong with NAUI?

 

[medic_diver45]

Nothing is wrong with NAUI (I was just using it for the sake of argument)

 

[Rick Inman]

Actually, the Bible highly speaks of proper buoyancy in Proverbs 20:23,

"Divers weights are an abomination to the Lord..."

Check it out!

 

[baitedstorm]

he lost his sense of humor today!!! blah.... It was funny

 

[wstein]

Good one.

 

[DeepBlueResort]

He He

I think every dive shop should have a copy hanging on the wall

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Actually, the Bible highly speaks of proper buoyancy in Proverbs 20:23,

"Divers weights are an abomination to the Lord..."

Check it out!

Hmmm keeping up with liberal translations....
check out Proverbs 24:27
Go diving, then clean the house.

 

[maggs_the]

The SCUBA Diver's Prayer (or the Safety Stop Psalm)

PADI is my shephard
I shall not want to cross over to NAUI
They maketh me dive in quarries and ponds
before I am allowed to dive where I want....
...AMEN

I'm a Believer,friend!! say it with me now! Hallelujah! :god: