RI man catches 4 clawed lobster

[siikik]

okay....but would you really want to eat said nuclear lobster??

Only with butter!

 

[ereediver]

Maybe the lobster is hybrid croos of a shark and a lobster. Instead of constently replacing teeth, it's "claws".

 

[dave4868]

okay....but would you really want to eat said nuclear lobster??

Not without first studying the issue thoroughly on the internet!

Actually, I'd volunteer to participate in the study myself! Yum!

Dave C

 

[RIOceanographer]

Not without first studying the issue thoroughly on the internet!

Actually, I'd volunteer to participate in the study myself! Yum!

Dave C

My Internet research on the subject has revealed several of possibilities.

According to the work of the great Professor Toho during the 1950's, you would grow into a type enormous monster he referred to as a "Kaiju" after which you feel compelled to attack Tokyo.

A conflicting viewpoint was proposed by the later work of Jack Kirby and Stan Lee during the 1960's which states that you'd take on the attributes of a lobster as superpowers.

The final possibility was just some boring thing about getting sick and possibly dying.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Tonichi-San, The Lobstrocity is about to attack the dam just outside the city! We will all drown. The rice will be soggy. What can we do against such an impressive foe?"

"Hai!"

"Tonichi-San, We must assist the Imperial Defense Forces in defeating this horror!"

"Hai!"

"Tonichi-San, Here are the launch keys for the nuclear warhead."

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Hai!"

"Tonichi-San, Quick before it's too late."

"Konichiwa! Hai!"

"Oh, Tonichi-San, you did it!! You saved Tokyo!

"Hai!"

 

[RIOceanographer]

"Tonichi-San, The Lobstrocity is about to attack the dam just outside the city! We will all drown. The rice will be soggy. What can we do against such an impressive foe?"

Only Godzilla can save us!

YouTube - MST3K Godzilla's lobster dinner

 

[paulthenurse]

Only Godzilla can save us!

YouTube - MST3K Godzilla's lobster dinner

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I rip it right out of your arm socket."




"Konichiwa. Hai!"