Filthy casuals. /s1- They're cold
2- They're hungry and thinking about their lunch in the cooler or the snacks given out by the dive charter
3- They're thirsty after breathing dry compressed air for what might be the better part of an hour
4- They want to get out of their gear and out of (or mostly out of) their dive skins (if there's going to be a subsequent dive).
5- They want to get their gear stowed before the boat fills up so they can find an out of the way place to relax which brings me to 6
6- They want to grab a good spot on the bow or the upper level sun deck
I love the last (free) 5 minutes of the dive, while everyone is crowded around the dive ladder and fighting to get to all the stuff you listed I'm having a protracted safety stop and watching all the critters that are floating around.
Boat crews hate me.