How the hell can water be "more fluid" than air?
It's "brake fluid", "radiator fluid", "cerebrospinal fluid", "transmission fluid", "precious bodily fluids" and so on. If you go by colloquial usage, "fluid" is always a liquid. So, d'uh: water is "more fluid" because air is not a "fluid" at all. It's a gas.
PS in our next English lesson we'll look at spelling of the word "wusta"
w - o - r - c - h - e - s - t - e - r - s - h - i - r - e