Quick One Liner

[MSP Rescue Diver]

When I got home yesterday after diving, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive.

So I took her to the gas station!

Rimshot. Thank you.

Marc

 

[H2Andy]

:rofl:

 

[Wristshot]

So now is she taking you to the cleaners?

 

[Xtreme]

Mine ask me to take he someplace she had never been before, so I took her to the kitchen...

 

[WileEDiver]

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

 

[WileEDiver]

My ex-wife is having weekly sessions with the devil, on how to be more evil...

I don't know what she's charging him.