Question about a crotch strap

[dmdalton]

Doof once bubbled...
Why would a bolted crotchstrap be prefferable to a sewn strap?

And no, "because George says so" isn't a good enough answer. I agree with most of what DIR teaches because the reasoning behind it is sound. I never just blindly follow anybody's rules just because they say so.

I didn't say it was. I said"

"The crotch strap works just fine and infact it is possible that Sauron might tell you you're an Orc (stroke) for using a sewn crotch strap instead of a bolted one like he uses/used."

You will have to travel to Mordor and ask the "Dark Lord Sauron" that question!

Gandalf the Grey

 

[dmdalton]

MikeS once bubbled...


Ah! It’s starting to make sense now. They’re so expensive because the prospect of the war in Iraq has led to the hording of mithril and wild speculation in the futures market!

Now there's a diver who thinks out side of the box!



Gandalf the Grey

 

[Uncle Pug]

I have an untouched by human hands Halcyon Crotch Strap still in the magik plastic wrapper sitting on the shelf of yet to be used items.

Since Sea Jay won't buy it for twice the price (as he said he would be willing to earlier in this thread) but instead wants me to hold onto it forever in case he decides he needs it...

The HCS is available immediately.


This is neither a solicitation to invest in HCS futures nor an offer to sell same... this offer applies only to the one remaing HCS in my possession.

 

[dmdalton]

Uncle Pug once bubbled...
Since Sea Jay won't buy it for twice the price (as he said he would be willing to earlier in this thread) but instead wants me to hold onto it forever in case he decides he needs it...

Yeah, talks cheap! I've got one that has been in fresh water only once and another that has never been wet. I'll sell either for twice retail, infact I'll give you a discount and sell them for 150% of retail!

Seriously, this is one product that I think H is out of line on. $25 at full retail would be about right.

Dave D (AKA: Gandalf the Grey)

 

[JeffAustin]

dmdalton once bubbled...


That's right, SeaJay! This strap material is specially woven for EE by Galadriel, Lady of Lorien and the other Elves, and the D-Rings are crafted by the Elven-smiths of Elendil, out of mithril, mined by the Dwarfs in the caves of Moria. And the "One D-Ring" was forged by the Dark Lord, Sauron, in the Dark Tower of Mordor and filled with His power. And it is this "One D-Ring" that rules all other DIR D-Rings and those under the spell of DIR.

"One D-Ring to rule them all, One D-ring to find them,
One D-Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
(With appologies to J.R.R.Tolkien)


that is too funny!!! Did I tell you guys my knife is called "Sting"? It glows blue when Orcs (strokes) are around.

My 2" crotch strap was made out of the woven mithril, it works great in shark waters!! Comfort, and security. PM me if you want the mfgs. address.

 

[dmdalton]

JeffAustin once bubbled...

dmdalton once bubbled...


Did I tell you guys my knife is called "Sting"? It glows blue when Orcs (strokes) are around.....

"Sting", I love it!

 

[Cave Diver]

Does that make the Halcyon HID lights the Phial of Galadriel?

Ahhhh, Sauron, and rings, and orcs n trolls! Now that is a DIR I can understand!

Does that make the Wakulla Karst, the Mines of Moria?

 

[dmdalton]

Cave Diver once bubbled...
Does that make the Halcyon HID lights the Phial of Galadriel?

Ahhhh, Sauron, and rings, and orcs n trolls! Now that is a DIR I can understand!

Does that make the Wakulla Karst, the Mines of Moria?

Absolutely! And I guess that would make Highsprings, Isengard, EE would be Orthanc and I guess JJ is Saruman!

Strange how it all sort of fits in place!:wacko:

 

[JamieZ]

You guys missed your calling you should of been born in Waco, Texas. Bow down to David Halcyon Karesh. Material is no different except AUL's doesnt have the gold inlaid thread in the middle. Takes freaking 5 min. to make a crotch strap and I would trust my sons life with it. You think you've heard everything but no, not even close. The amount of time it takes Seajay to right one of his posts I could have one made. So how much do you value your time if your on this board posting? Were talking about a crotch strap right? Some of you guys act like your building the space shuttle.

 

[dmdalton]

scubanarc once bubbled...
You guys missed your calling you should of been born in Waco, Texas. Bow down to David Halcyon Karesh. Material is no different except AUL's doesnt have the gold inlaid thread in the middle. Takes freaking 5 min. to make a crotch strap and I would trust my sons life with it. You think you've heard everything but no, not even close. The amount of time it takes Seajay to right one of his posts I could have one made. So how much do you value your time if your on this board posting? Were talking about a crotch strap right? Some of you guys act like your building the space shuttle.

Hey Cave Diver, I think we found Wormtongue!

Gandalf the Grey (Dave D)