pidgiepoo
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Jewish divorce
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Morry.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of a half dollar when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says:
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, and you get $2,000 a week
allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Morry.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex, my vagina is now the size of a half dollar when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says:
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, and you get $2,000 a week
allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"