> A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her
>
> tomatoes to turn red.
>
> One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor.
>
> He had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
>
> The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?
>
>
> The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato
>
> garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from
> blushing so much."
>
> The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to
>
> her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she
> flashed her garden hoping for the best.
>
> One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
>
> "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
>
> "No," she replied,
>
> "but my cucumbers are enormous."
---------- Post added August 31st, 2013 at 03:38 AM ----------
Today's chuckle... love this one... don't give up dancing or driving.
>One night a nurse was making her rounds in a nursing home. While walking down
> the hall, she came across an open door. She looked in and saw old Frank
> sitting up in bed pretending to drive. She asked, 'Frank, what are you
> doing?' He replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto .' The nurse smiled at him and
> carried on making her rounds. The next night as she walked past Frank's room
> she saw the same thing. Again she asked, 'Frank, what are you doing?' He
> replied, 'I'm driving to Toronto . It's a two day trip, you know!' The nurse
> smiled at him and carried on making her rounds. Five minutes later she came
> across another open door and looked in. She saw Bob pretending to dance with
> someone. She then asked, 'Bob, what are you doing?' Bob replied, 'I'm
> dancing with Franks wife. He's gone to Toronto for a couple of days...'.
