pidgiepoo
Contributor
Morning Sex"
> She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
> Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
> The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
> As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
> Softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
>
> My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
> Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
> Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
> Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
>
> Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
> Her T-shirt still around her neck.
>
> Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
> "What was that all about?"
> She explained, "The egg timer is broken
> She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
> Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
> The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
> As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
> Softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
>
> My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
> Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
> Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
> Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
>
> Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
> Her T-shirt still around her neck.
>
> Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
> "What was that all about?"
> She explained, "The egg timer is broken