A man calls home and a little girl answers. "Is your mommy there?" the man inquires.
"No, she's upstairs with uncle Phil." The man is astonished, "But you don't have an uncle Phil," he asserts. "Sure I do," replies the girl, "He's upstairs in mommie's bedroom and it sounds like they are wrestling like you guys do on Sunday mornings."
The man thinks for a minute to come up with a plan, "I want you to run upstairs to just outside mommy's room and yell that you see daddy's car pulling in the driveway"
The girl is gone for a minute and when she returns, "Ok daddy, I did it."
"What happened?" The man asks
"Well Mommy jumped out of bed, and she wasn't wearing any clothes, ran around all crazy and then tripped on the rug and hit her head on the nightstand. Now she isn't moving."
"What about 'Uncle Phil'?" The dad inquires.
"He jumped up all crazy too, also not wearing clothes, and ran out through the bathroom, where he jumped out the window into the pool. I don't guess he knew you drained the water out of the pool last weekend, and he landed in the deep end. I think he might be dead."
The man says; "Swimming Pool? Is this 555-7321?"