Please Tell me That This is a Joke ?

[CBulla]

I need to aquire a pair for testing and comparison against other items.

 

[Randy43068]

But they're personally signed by Bob Evans.

does Bob toss free breakfast for a year in with the deal?

..........Oh, wrong Bob Evans.

 

[BarryNL]

I think it's a pretty reasonable pricetag actually. It states that you get "instant acceleration" with these fins which seems worth spending roughly $700 more than most fins.

Heh, as opposed to all normal fins which somehow, in defiance of Newton's laws of motion, produce a lagging acceleration, I suppose.

 

[mfalco]

And they give you great trim as well...............

"Dry Suit Diving in Depth" by Steve Barsky: Force Fin

Funny I own this DVD, and it doesn't even mention fins in it.

 

[Saltwater Junky]

Darn! I can't buy these fins because I maxed my "Black Amex card" purchasing all of Bob Evans other gear.

 

[mfalco]

Well the original model is only $399, but it's not made out of "Tan Delta Polyurethane"

I don't know how anybody gets by without Tan Delta Polyurethane.

 

[krawdady]

I know Bob Evans makes a fine Sausage and Gravy. Maybe the fins are worth it.

 

[Krafcheck]

They work better when you puchase the speed pods, sharks teeth, and whiskers. Now you can say you have 1000 dollar fins

 

[BKP]

Wait, wait, wait... read the fine print. That price includes the surgery to have them implanted into your feet, and if you're one of the first 10,000 lucky buyers at this amazing price, you get a matching snorkel (for $453.75).

 

[mello-yellow]

Must... have.... these.... fins.

Anybody wants to buy my XL jets, and is interested in the kidneys of one of my kids?

Seriously: These guys must be nuts. I wonder how many people will buy these fins though.

I don't think whoever sells these things is nuts at all. Like P.T. Barnum, they know how to run a business. Their customers, though...