Paris Top 10

[aowdan]

this might need to be in the funnies thread...but it DOES deal with diving...sort of.

Thanks "freediver" I'm taking your idea and running.

TOP 10 (or 100) REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE PARIS HILTON DIVING.

1) I'm just not that stupid.

2) (next poster please)

 

[Jcsgt]

She would constantly be asking, "OK, once more, which fin goes on which foot?"

 

[Jcsgt]

She would be peeing in her mask and spitting in her wetsuit.

 

[Jcsgt]

She would be complaining that she couldn't be expected to carry 3,000 pounds of air.

 

[Jim Lapenta]

She would need an assistant and publicist to log her dives and "not " post them on the net for her fan club to read.

 

[Brandon]

Too hard to find a wetsuit that fits her dog.

Her mask purge constantly gets clogged with suspicious white powder.

Insists on filming each dive in Sony NightVision, then posting it on the internet.

 

[almitywife]

even if its ice diving,she will still respond to everything with a "thats HOT"

 

[Brandon]

Diving with a bulimic gives a disgusting new meaning to "purge valve"

 

[Jcsgt]

Diving with a bolemic gives a disgusting new meaning to "purge valve"

 

[Jafo123]

She would be cold all the time from the unzipped wetsuit trying to expose more skin thinking more people would look at her.