Overheard this conversation at the dive shop ...

[dumpsterDiver]

This is truly original!!!! What did the customer end up buying? The sexy woman or the good wife?

What kind of stupid question is that?

You buy the first and second stage to serve the "good wife" function and ....
you buy the sexy octopus (that is a little longer and has a more coloreful complexion) for a little "strange" when you are board and nobody is looking...

 

[USdiver1]

I'll keep my 23 year old US Diver (Aqualung) regs. They work perfectly.

Well at least they are of legal age. You don't want contributing charges for using your regulators.

I've got a few that are almost old enough to enroll in Medicare, still reliable though.

And along that line, I guess my Mares regs are just sexy Eurobabes out to empty my bank account by enticing me into international travel resulting in too many evenings spent imbibing rum, beer and liquor with other jet setting fools.