October Not-Quite-So-MegaDive 2006 Oct. 27-29

[scubafool]

once they find out me and my homeys the cats are coming, they'll thin right out

You and your homeys are goin' down, man.

DOWN, I say!!

You think me and my otter people are goin' to be scared off by a bunch of alley cats, you gotchya a big surprise come Judgement Day, dude! The air around the campsite will be thick wid cat fur! Think you and your "homeys" can just waltz on in and crap all over our turf, and all we gunna do is show you our tails?!!?? We is gunna tie your tails in a knot and dump you chumps straight back into your litter box!!

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

We have held this event for something like three years now, always close to these same dates, and have never experienced a rate hike.

I wonder if they have heard about the rabid otters, grass skirts, Andy's sheep, Florida Conchs....??? Guess they still like us. Of course compared to the college kids, we're just a bunch of old farts sitting round the fire...

 

[H2Andy]

You and your homeys are goin' down, man.

DOWN, I say!!

ah, ok ... and next up in "let's share our fantasies," is Ken ...

take it away, Ken

I wonder if they have heard about the rabid otters, grass skirts, Andy's sheep

Andy's ALLEGED sheep

 

[scubafool]

Andy's ALLEGED sheep

Or would that be Andy's FANTASY sheep?

 

[SFLDiver]

Un-fARRRRRRRRgin believable!

An ENTIRE day devoted to "Talk Like a Pirate Day,"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/wordpress/
http://www.piratequiz.com/

and not a single mention of RUM!!!!???

Sheesh, you peeps is gettin' damn old.
Walk the kitties down ye plank!

Arrr.

 

[H2Andy]

well, arr is the new rum


arrrrrrr!

 

[KBeck]

To bad your not coming Krista but a new job sounds cool.
Do we get a discount on dive gear

Sadly, no. That didn't work out. But......let's just say my discretionary dive money just went up wildly. (As will hours on the job, however.......)

Therefore, it's time to come up with a new nickname, as "Sugar Baby" will no longer apply.........

 

[jeandiver]

Hmmm....
I sense the natives are out of control again....
Wait , there ALWAYS out of control.

Hmmm....Andy the stud-muffin ...

Now the grass skirt makes sense

But then again , working all week up in New York , makes me lose my Florida Conch-esness and I have to get back on the weekend to recharge it. So I have NO CLUE what I am talking about.

Da Beano
AKA Stays out of cat discussions for good reason.

 

[xcntry]

Put me down as a definite maybe. I probably won't know if I can make till the week of the festivities.

 

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

ah, ok ... and next up in "let's share our fantasies," is Ken ...

take it away, Ken

BOXING MATCH ANNOUNCER VOICE BOOMS OUT:

and the waif in the red corner, weighing in at 3 pounds 4 ounces,...
THE LITIGATOR!!!!!!

This is going to be a challenge match folks. Any takers? Any take... we HAVE a challenger!!!

Hailing from East Bedfield, Nebraska, covered in wool and hopping mad,...
weighing in at 14 tons, 7 ounces,...
The Sheepherder's Nightmare! What a ball of wool! I've never seen a sheep that large in my life!

Now the cage comes down and locks in place.
"CAGE?!" The Litigator states in a terrified tone.
The bell rings and the bag drops open like a pinata spilling weapons onto the ring floor.
The Nightmare quickly scoops up the cable ties and heads across the ring. The Litigator grabs the tube of Petroleum, it's as if he knows what's in store for him... :no
This is not a match for the faint of heart! We pause now for station identification...