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DEEPSEAWOLF:BOXING MATCH ANNOUNCER VOICE BOOMS OUT:
and the waif in the red corner, weighing in at 3 pounds 4 ounces,...
THE LITIGATOR!!!!!!
This is going to be a challenge match folks. Any takers? Any take... we HAVE a challenger!!!
Hailing from East Bedfield, Nebraska, covered in wool and hopping mad,...
weighing in at 14 tons, 7 ounces,...
The Sheepherder's Nightmare! What a ball of wool! I've never seen a sheep that large in my life!
Now the cage comes down and locks in place.
"CAGE?!" The Litigator states in a terrified tone.
The bell rings and the bag drops open like a pinata spilling weapons onto the ring floor.
The Nightmare quickly scoops up the cable ties and heads across the ring. The Litigator grabs the tube of Petroleum, it's as if he knows what's in store for him... :no
This is not a match for the faint of heart! We pause now for station identification...
Well, alrighty then!