Firebrand
Contributor
Ok, maybe just one...
A woman is looking at herself in the mirror and turns to her husband of 10 years and asks, "Honey, do you think I'm still pretty?"
"Yes Dear," he replies.
The wife responds, "Well, I would feel a lot prettier if my breasts were bigger."
Her hustand, now suddenly interested in the conversation, faces his wife and says, "That's simple, Honey. Once a day, take a few sheets of toilet paper and rub them in your cleavage."
"Why do you think that would work?" she asks.
and he replies with....
"Because it dang sure worked on your butt!!!"
A woman is looking at herself in the mirror and turns to her husband of 10 years and asks, "Honey, do you think I'm still pretty?"
"Yes Dear," he replies.
The wife responds, "Well, I would feel a lot prettier if my breasts were bigger."
Her hustand, now suddenly interested in the conversation, faces his wife and says, "That's simple, Honey. Once a day, take a few sheets of toilet paper and rub them in your cleavage."
"Why do you think that would work?" she asks.
and he replies with....
"Because it dang sure worked on your butt!!!"
