These sojourns have an actual name that identifies them but fir the life if me, I can't think what it is. Bareboating? Sailing/dive something or other? Doc, you know. Help a pal out please.
Carnival?
Sure, there are any number of ways that you can complicate a simple sailing trip and trying to dive from a sailboat is one of the best ever, but
if you really want to avoid bugs so badly that you're willing to lock yourself in a D.I.Y. 55' prison with your two (soon-to-be formerly) best friends (forget about your fantasy of a
menage 'a quatro, they never end well and things can get pretty awkward back in Ohio when you & Maude once again "
bump into" Lois and Bill at the Dayton Country Club for the Friday Night Fish Fry and everyone there remembers "that birthmark" thing, jeepers!) for a week, it's prolly smarter to arrive in your ports o' call and go to the friendly red and white flagged gravel-floored dive shop (where the owner is a US ex-pat who looks like he's from Central Casting, having "gone island" back in Y2K) and ask them to take you for a dunk (which has got to be way better than listening to an on-board tank filling compressor rattle your skull at a never-ending average rate of 1.2CuFt per minute)
if you were ever really okay with sailing a boat in the first place, which would logically follow as a quantum leap of an assumption and advice in this thread (I mean really-
does anyone ever read all of a thread's posts from #1 onward, anyway? Let's find out- if you have read this far, please hit the "like" button down there on the bottom right- don't cost nothin'), but me personally I would recommend a Carnival Cruise which is technically
the Worlds Largest Liveaboard Dive Boat, and if but for nothing else, the 2 AM Ice Cream Buffet, yum.
Gawd, I love run-on sentences (parenthetically speaking, so to speak), almost as much as I love ice cream.