If Enterprise ever gets deco'd (2014 /sigh.. at least that gets me the time I need to get trained properly) and sunk I'll hire myself as a tour guide. I know that ship like the back of my hand.
I'd showcase the spaces/voids we fermented a bunch of home made wine.
The brig - yes, I spent some time there.
The starboard missile deck - where I caught a H.U.G.E. shark (less than 2' long
) while anchored off the coast of the Phillipines.
The elevator where I tried to throw a gym-bag with a monkey inside it from the pier. The bag fell in and the poor monkey drown.
My own personal shower stall I was able to keep for myself because I pissed in it all the time.
The cage to the Special Weapons area where some Marine busted my jaw with the butt end of a pump action shotgun for 'crossing the orange tape'. Didn't help at all I was a mouthy punk. Maybe that sign about 'prosecute with extreme prejudice' is still there. (Kinda reminds me of the Grim Reaper signs)
How cool would that be, to visit all these places again, only this time underwater?