Naked Surprise

[jupitermermaid]

I prefer yelling "helicopter! helicopter! helicopter!" with the appropriate moves included.

Thanks a lot!! I just spit tea all over my keyboard reading this!

 

[cavew0man]

I have to share this pickup line with you.

Alejandro, with arms spread wide in a magnanimous gesture, informs me:
"I make for you a baby. I make really good-looking ones. I do this for YOU!"

How generous. I imagine Naked Surprise is also in his arsenal of moves.

 

[BTravlin]

Ladies,

I had been on several dates with a very nice (or so I thought) guy. Very handsome, great sense of humor, fab body... only he pulled the sleaziest move ever!!! Lord! In his colombian accent, I get: "Come on baby, don't you like what you see??!!" with hip motion, no less... I laughed. I couldn't help it. Only he was serious. Yup, needless to say he and his clothes were very quickly out the door! What scum.

Have you ever experienced the "Naked Surprise"??? If so, what was your original thought? What was your immediate reaction? Did you or didn't you?

AND to any lurking gentlemen, are you a practitioner of the "Naked Surprise", did it work or did you find yourself out on the stoop?

Really, would you admit?

Okay, just for clarification sakes, you'd been on several dates already and on this occasion you left the room for a short while and returned to the naked watusi dance? Maybe the date was going so well up to that point that he became overly optimistic? Maybe your unbelievable charms caused him to momentarily lose his mind?

I'd try this approach with my wife but she always laughs at my dance moves anyway.

 

[princessaprilia]

I prefer yelling "helicopter! helicopter! helicopter!" with the appropriate moves included.

Okay. You'd get points for the comedy.

I don't think the OP's naked surpriser was trying for laughter, though.


Good one.

 

[crd_kats]

Okay, just for clarification sakes, you'd been on several dates already and on this occasion you left the room for a short while and returned to the naked watusi dance? Maybe the date was going so well up to that point that he became overly optimistic? Maybe your unbelievable charms caused him to momentarily lose his mind?

You're correct, I left the room for a moment and the date had been going well. However, upon my return HIS attitude/demeanor changed. Pushy, serious, felt I owed him, insistent, then finally angry. If he had kept his sense of humor and executed fire_diver's approach, lol, we probably would have laughed and progressed from there.

I prefer yelling "helicopter! helicopter! helicopter!" with the appropriate moves included.

Okay. You'd get points for the comedy. I don't think the OP's naked surpriser was trying for laughter, though. Good one.

Exactly

 

[Sas]

You're correct, I left the room for a moment and the date had been going well. However, upon my return HIS attitude/demeanor changed. Pushy, serious, felt I owed him, insistent, then finally angry. If he had kept his sense of humor and executed fire_diver's approach, lol, we probably would have laughed and progressed from there.

Hmm I guess a lot of people can fake niceness for a few dates and that is probably what that guy was doing

Alejandro, with arms spread wide in a magnanimous gesture, informs me:
"I make for you a baby. I make really good-looking ones. I do this for YOU!"

I think my worst pickup line was from a smelly drunk Russian man I met on a bus trip back from Kerry to Cork when I was living in Ireland. He said 'back on my farm in Russia I only had sheep for company, I would love to marry an Irish woman like you instead". I asked what he meant by his sheep keeping him company and he said "you know how a man is with a woman? I had my sheep. Also excuse my stink, I have not showered for four days". :shocked2: Then he passed out on the guy on the other side of him. Unfortunately the bus was packed and there were no spare seats for the four hour trip so I had to sit next to him the WHOLE TIME. :depressed: Still not sure if he was serious or playing a drunken joke on me.

It is funny, when I met my partner for the first time he was naked... but that was an accident. Was visiting my friend at her boyfriend's place and he walked out of the bathroom after a shower not realising we were around (he was her boyfriend's housemate). He was a bit mortified. Anyway, a week later we were dating. So I guess I liked what I saw.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Aha! So that trick does work for some people.

 

[crd_kats]

Aha! So that trick does work for some people.

LOL! Oh JM, most definitely not on that occasion. Call me old fashioned, but I just wouldn't care to start a sexual relationship in that manner. I for one need build up. Not instant flapping Willy

 

[oceanbound]

LOL! Oh JM, most definitely not on that occasion. Call me old fashioned, but I just wouldn't care to start a sexual relationship in that manner. I for one need build up. Not instant flapping Willy

oh yes! there is a lot to be said for foreplay

 

[grazie42]

I thought women liked a man with confidence?
What can be more indicative of great confidence than stripping naked without provocation? The guy must have been convinced he was the best thing since sliced bread...

Now Im confused...