My wife is going to kill me

[kidspot]

lol - no wonder you can cut thru anything with those waterjets!

 

[H2O Photo Pros]

Ah how I love being single...the only one I have to answer to is my bank account...however that could be worse than a wife. hahaha

 

[vshearer]

Well, I decided to be up front and I broke the news to her yesterday over lunch. I tried the "It's all about you" approach. It didn't wash. Now I gotta buy a new dining room table on my next paycheck. Geez, you would think she would understand!

 

[vshearer]

Ah how I love being single...the only one I have to answer to is my bank account...however that could be worse than a wife. hahaha

I never married until last summer. 51 years. I really wondered if I could handle the change.

It is the absolutely best thing I have ever done in my life. Ya just gotta find the right one though.

EDIT: Oh, and she is 14 years younger than me. Got the trophy wife the first time around!

Mods, I guess I put this in the wrong forum, as it has more to do with the socio-economic impact of dive related purchases upon marital bliss, feel free to move it to a more appropriate area.

 

[drbill]

This is one good reason why I don't have a wife. There are enough people out there trying to kill me. I don't need one of them living in my own house!

 

[vshearer]

This is one good reason why I don't have a wife. There are enough people out there trying to kill me. I don't need one of them living in my own house!

Actually, and this is the honest to God truth. Her first words to me were that she wanted to know how much life insurance I had.

Dr. Bill, believe me. When it's right its right. She is just like my right side. The kid was a major wonderful bonus.

EDIT: Oh, the answer is nothing worth poisoning me for, and now I have the big policy on her. Hey, I ain't stoopid.!

 

[Doc Harry]

...My wife is going to kill me...

Be proactive. Kill her first. Sell her stuff and buy more dive gear.

 

[james croft]

I never buy dive gear, everything is called life support equipment.

 

[cool_hardware52]

I never buy dive gear, everything is called life support equipment.

Yes, stressing the increased safety associated with any purchase never hurts.

OTOH it has been suggested that I could just spend the money on more life insurance.....

Tobin

 

[DiverBizz]

dr.bill

This is one good reason why I don't have a wife. There are enough people out there trying to kill me. I don't need one of them living in my own house!

Too funny

james croft

I never buy dive gear, everything is called life support equipment.

Let me get this right...I want a new wetsuit ...I need a new life support suit.