3dent:
How about a few old ones (some of which seem to have filtered into common vernacular):
FUBAR: Messed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair).
SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Messed Up.
Tango Uniform: Broken. Radio phonetic alphabet for T U, which is short for, well, um, broken. Not sure how to censor this one for the family board.
Just to add to this post, there are 3 levels
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up.
TARFU - Things are really Fouled up
FUBAR - Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair).
BOHICA was a favourite among new recruits.
REMF - Rear Echelon Mother *******er- Those that are not a combat trade
CDF - Common Dog ******* - meaning Common sense.
Number 10- boot size as in "sort your **** out ballbag i will give a number 10 so far up your arse you will... followed by all kind of descriptions that shouldnt be posted on SB
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Some of the less offensive ones, in this case more Aussie and Kiwi related.
ANZAC- Australian and New Zealand Army Corp. Never actually existed but thats what the brits named us as we often worked with each other. Originated at Gallipoli in 1915 where we got hammered together because the bloody brits dropped us on the wrong beaches then sat drinking cups of tea and watched while we tried to climb up near vertical cliffs to kill Johnny Turk.
Tommy British private or equivalent rank.
Digger Aussie Private or equivalent rank. Actually comes from the First World War when KIWI sappers (engineers) from the 1st Pioneer Battalion were digging new trenches heavy artillery fire. The Aussies liked the name so much they stole it, along with our pavalova.
Baggie New Zealand Private or equivalent rank. Comes from Baggie-arse as new privates seemed to always have the wrong size pants because thats what they were issued and still dont know any better to nick
err I mean acquire better ones from the Q-Store
Acquire- Code word for nick, steal, pinch whatever. If you stole something you were scum but if you acquired it you were ingenious. Frowned upon to acquire from your mates however ingenious it would be.
Q-Store Quarter Masters Store. A great place to acquire stuff.
Brew Time for a cup of tea, biscuit and smoke, all of which was generally acquired from the Q-store.
Corp(ie) (pronounced korp(e))- Short for Corporal, the backbone of any army.
Big Chief Wallah Wallah- A soldier that thought he was higher in rank than he actually was. Usually was beaten up on regular occasions, especially if he had the nerve to enter the Baggies Bar, or even the Corpies Club for that matter.
Brass- Senior officer, due to all the bird*****
err I mean brass on their shoulders.
Dohbi- a wash. Comes from Arab or Indian word for wash, that one originated from the brits back in Colonial Indian days
God Wallah- Padre or chaplain
Brylcreem Boys- Air force or flyers. This comes from the amount of hair product these pretty boys wear.
Bivvy- Bivouac, somewhere to sleep. Marine equivalent of Rack I guess.
Mess- Eating hall.
Officers mess- Officers eating and drinking establishment.
50- 50 calibre round. Makes a big mess when it hits anything. Generally mounted on tanks and armoured cars
30- #0 Calibre round
556- 5.56 mm round. NATO standard. Is the same as a 223 calibre
762- 7.62 mm round. NATO standard, usually just for the Heavy Machine Guns, which takes us to
Gimpy- Short for GPMG. General Purpose Machine Gun
DPMs- De-Patternisation Markings, or camos. Camouflage clothes
79Alpha- Comes from paragraph 79 A of the NZ military law book. Means conduct unbecoming of a soldier. This is an easy charge (Military discipline) to slap on a lower rank when you cant charge him for anything else. You can get someone on a 79A for putting their hands in their pockets as soldiers dont walk around or stand around with their hands in their pockets.
717- The request for discharge form. As in I have had enough of this crap, Im putting my 717 in when we get back. NZ military is completely voluntary. You can leave whenever you like. Most soldiers state they are going to put their 717 in about 33 times every year on average, but never do.
There are lots more but its been a while since I was in so I have forgotten most of it. Will have to do some think...