"Men's Secrets"

[scubadweeb]

ID said:
What you all have been waiting for............
OK Ladies,

Listen up, get out your Big Chief Tablet and Crayons, cause here it comes! The Real Deal Holyfield, the No B/S, the Straight Poop from the Horses Mouth, The Gospel According to ID (on Men), ready?

The Real Secret of Men is: There are no secrets, we are completely honest, open, sincere and caring, no hidden facts to find out, no B/S. We are out in the open, our souls bare to the World for all to see and examine.

Now there you go, that wasn't so tough was it?

ID the Revealer

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SCUBADWEEB SAID:

Darlin', after reading this I have decided that I will NEVER buy a used car from you! For Shame to tell such a fib!!! (LOL)

 

[Iguana Don]

Another Men's secret is:

We are just the way you are accustomed to seeing us as to give you women purpose!

ID

And on the ID-O-Meter, where does this fall?

 

[Fishkiller]

It is nice to tell the truth no woman knows the truth adn when a man tells her the truth she instantly considers it a lie fib or bull hocky, not that I've ever seen a bull play hocky, so all you woman can continue on your blissful exsistance knowing that when a man tells the truth it is the truth.


that is why we never get lost, the place just moved.

 

[Belushi]

Originally posted by ScubaBaby
If only you knew!

But to the ladies amoung us...however few in the WOMENS section we all know when it comes down to it....men only have one way to cook....no matter how nice it smelt to start with...when it leaves the kitchen we have one colour on our plate (esp. with toast and sausages!) - black and cremated !!!

Now listen here, young lady, just because you are the only person that can burn boiling water.

Check out the main section for a very important question

 

[Fishkiller]

Belushi

I don't think that your inability to cook toast to the customers request is something to state aloud.

 

[syruss32]

Mental Note To Self: When visiting scubababy and belushi eat out ever night!

That should solve the problem!

 

[ScubaBaby]

Originally posted by Belushi
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Now listen here, young lady, just because you are the only person that can burn boiling water.
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Firstly....since when did you start calling me a young lady....thats what my dad says to me belushi!

Secondly....how would you know that I burn water when I have never cooked for you ! (NB. That isn't an offer to cook!)

 

[Butch103]

hahahaha..........".Firstly....since when did you start calling me a young lady....thats what my dad says to me belushi! " hahahahaha
Can't help it.


Butch eace:

 

[DivingGal]

Originally posted by syruss32
Mental Note To Self: When visiting scubababy and belushi eat out ever night!

That should solve the problem!

I'm begining to think that this is a VERY safe bet....

 

[syruss32]

Oooh there's gunna be trouble with this one....

I am putting my money on Scubababy, cause she's a little spitfire. Who wants a piece of the action 2:1 on Scubababy....