"Men's Secrets"

[syruss32]

I think we should tell them all our secrets so we are on an equal footing, then demand equality. I know if my wife made as much money as me I could go diving a LOT more. so I think by telling her all my secrets about how and why men make more money she can use them on her boss.

Now before all you ladies get in an uproar, there are some secrets here that men instintively know when it comes to bargaining for wages that you guys for the most part don't seem to utilize!

So what do you say guys lets spill our guts...

Or you could all gang up on me and keep them in the dark to our benefit!

 

[ScubaBaby]

If only you knew!

But to the ladies amoung us...however few in the WOMENS section we all know when it comes down to it....men only have one way to cook....no matter how nice it smelt to start with...when it leaves the kitchen we have one colour on our plate (esp. with toast and sausages!) - black and cremated !!!

 

[Iguana Don]

I cook on everything stove, oven smokers the dance floor, you name it!

 

[Fishkiller]

Oh Scubababy that hurt

Man and Fire the world as we know it

 

[gozumutti]

Hi all

I haven't been on for a while, but I immediately hit the threads where I see ID has been on, as I count on reading something funny, abstruse, informative, or all of the above.

But seriously, I haven't read any secrets yet. I thought you all were going 'fess up. I offer a case of beer to any guy willing to part with a TRUE male secret.

You gotta pick the beer up here, I am not shipping it.

gozu

 

[Iguana Don]

OK Ladies,

Listen up, get out your Big Chief Tablet and Crayons, cause here it comes! The Real Deal Holyfield, the No B/S, the Straight Poop from the Horses Mouth, The Gospel According to ID (on Men), ready?

The Real Secret of Men is: There are no secrets, we are completely honest, open, sincere and caring, no hidden facts to find out, no B/S. We are out in the open, our souls bare to the World for all to see and examine.

Now there you go, that wasn't so tough was it?

ID the Revealer

 

[syruss32]

Come on Scubababy so Belushi burned the toast....

I am sure he had good cause as you were trying to persuade him to snuggle or something...

All the while he was just trying to make you a nice breakfast in bed...

I am sure I am on the right track here

 

[syruss32]

Originally posted by Iguana Don
OK Ladies,
The Real Secret of Men is: There are no secrets, we are completely honest, open, sincere and caring, no hidden facts to find out, no B/S. We are out in the open, our souls bare to the World for all to see and examine.

ID, warn a guy before you are going to post something like that. My B/S-ometer is off the charts. Man I am not sure if it will ever be able to guage normal B/S levels after rating such a load!

 

[ScubaBaby]

ID, I must admitt....that seems to be the case with most men!! Me and belushi - sorry belushi and I went to see a film last night (A Knights Tale) and one of the men even stated that they'll never understand women but women always understand them....pretty much cause theres not much to understand.

The main tihngs that go thro a mans brain: diving, drinking, eating, sleeping, diving, sleeping, eating, snoring! - and one other thing that can not be mentioned on sure a pure and holy board as this! :devilish:

Syruss.....me get breakfast in bed....ha! I'd kill belushi if he tried, they'd be crumbs in the bed to start with...and belushi gets up at 5am - I've normally only just got into bed....!

 

[The Chairman]

By the Higher Volume Handling ID-O-Meter!!! I am also wearing my Iggy brand hip waders (they cover you up to your neck for those Classic ID moments...).

ID, you may get by with mild prevarications, but such an eggregious spewing of wanton waste, will always get you caught and in trouble. In other words... There is NO lady on this board as dumb as you look!!!

:tease: