"Men's Secrets"

[Butch103]

.............Natasha....this is one of our secrets. We know how impatient you gals can be with us, and so...............we will also use it to our advantage.

Dammit, sorry guys I let thatone slip.

Butch eace:

 

[scubadweeb]

O.K. We'll wait...surprise us, huh?

 

[Natasha]

Butch LOL. Remember just when you think you know us ..we change!
:sunny:

 

[Iguana Don]

Just when you think you have them figured out.........WHAMO..... they change. But into what I haven't figured that one out just yet!

Some new phylum? WHACK.........Don will be back when he recovers.

 

[DivingGal]

Originally posted by Iguana Don
Just when you think you have them figured out.........WHAMO..... they change. ...

and you have a problem with this? I thought it was kept you guys on your toes!

 

[syruss32]

Originally posted by Natasha
Or no 'you no what' later!

Great Natasha, I'd rather have it sooner anyway. I will spill all the secrets we males have, even the ones we are forbidden to tell from the secret mans handbook....

BUT FIRST....

Lets take care of the sooner part....

 

[Natasha]

LoL, you guys are killing me. I'd prefer to 'do it first' also, or 'during' as you're giving away all the handbook secrets. Nothing like talking and laughing during 'it'.
And I might just give you that big secret to what we women really do when we all go to the ladies room together ...
Ready .. Drum roll please ...
We talk about you guys! (You don't really think we can pee that many times in one day do you)?
:sunny:

 

[syruss32]

Originally posted by Natasha
LoL, you guys are killing me. I'd prefer to 'do it first' also, or 'during' as you're giving away all the handbook secrets. Nothing like talking and laughing during 'it'.
And I might just give you that big secret to what we women really do when we all go to the ladies room together ...
Ready .. Drum roll please ...
We talk about you guys! (You don't really think we can pee that many times in one day do you)?
:sunny:

That is interesting guys don't really talk much in the restrooms. It usually has books and magazines, and with our respect for libraries that we have gained from long years of quiet study of women through literature we have learned to do so quietly.

But it is not uncommon to say "hey look at this joke" and have a playboy passed under the wall. Those jokes are all that the magazine is good for.

 

[Butch103]

ya gotta either talk to the wall or read the wall.

:nono: looking at the other guy. Could be misconstrude.

Might start a fight.

Butch eace:

 

[Belushi]

My grandfather said about women,
"Forget the beauty queens, get yourself a good cook. Because one day when you will not be able to raise even a smile, you will still be hungry"
For all those ladies who will get on at me ... forget it girls. My Grandad and Nanny met when they were eight and six respectively, and they both died in their early nineties. Being married for 75 years.
He was 6'8" (2.1metres) she was 5'2" (1.60m) and she was the only person on the planet he was afraid of.
He said other things about women and marriage, but they are not for polite company.