Megadive O-5!

[Tao of the Dive]

Beware the otter mafia Ken...or else you might wake up with an otter corpse in your sleeping bag.

 

[H2Andy]

or a sticky, wet sleeping bag

[pan back]

which he opens to reveal

[pan back]

a tiny, severed, otter head

KEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pan back to the outside of the tent]

KEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[pan back to show other tents; Tao is startled by scream and drops his
morning beer]

KEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[pan back to show the High Springs Volunteer Fire Department --
some sit in bed, confused, some are jumping out of bed, running towards their trucks]

KEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Tao of the Dive]

[In best Godfather Corleon voice]Be very nice to me young Ken, or else I shall retain Gibbon to work on your regulators... The reach of the otter mafia is wide...:ninja:

 

[Tao of the Dive]

Crikey, what ave we ere?! It appears to be a dead thread:reaper: . Look at how it just lays there. Now normally, these threads are about as energetic as a kid on candy:yl2jump: . But this one appears to have lost it's lust for life. Notice the long otter like teeth, oozing poison, oy, this one was a poisonous bloke. Look at his elongated claws, used to hang on for dear life as he went through life in his usual haphazard manner. Looks like we'll have to get this puppy going pulp fiction style. <pulls out a thick gauge needle>

<THURP!!!>

No response, crikey, we need juice! <Pulls out AED and Dan o2 oxygen>

Clear! <THA-THUMP!>
Clear! <THA-THUMP!>

Beep...Beep...Beep

Blimey, I think we've done it, but only time will tell if this bloke will make it through the day... These thread otters are a strange brred, full o' life and vitriol one moment, dead as a doorknob the next, but we'll check back in on him on the next episode of the Otter hunter!!!:1poke:

 

[jeandiver]

Crikey, what ave we ere?! It appears to be a dead thread:reaper: . Look at how it just lays there. Now normally, these threads are about as energetic as a kid on candy:yl2jump: . But this one appears to have lost it's lust for life. Notice the long otter like teeth, oozing poison, oy, this one was a poisonous bloke. Look at his elongated claws, used to hang on for dear life as he went through life in his usual haphazard manner. Looks like we'll have to get this puppy going pulp fiction style. <pulls out a thick gauge needle>

<THURP!!!>

No response, crikey, we need juice! <Pulls out AED and Dan o2 oxygen>

Clear! <THA-THUMP!>
Clear! <THA-THUMP!>

Beep...Beep...Beep

Blimey, I think we've done it, but only time will tell if this bloke will make it through the day... These thread otters are a strange brred, full o' life and vitriol one moment, dead as a doorknob the next, but we'll check back in on him on the next episode of the Otter hunter!!!:1poke:

GADS!!! I've been assimilated !!!!!
Next thing you know , I'll start talking with that funny accent...

Jean (at least the last time I checked...)

 

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

We are the ScubaBorg. Lower your anchors and surrender your regulators. Your yogurt cultures will adapt to service us. The buffet opens in five minutes. Dieting is futile. You will be Us-imitative.

 

[adder70]

We are the ScubaBorg.

:lol3:

This is a great opening to start bashing DIR!

"I am diver 2 of 3, team ab481. I carry the spare mask."

 

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

We are 6 of 9. We carry the spare safe second. We will service the regulators. Resistance is adjustable. We are the Scubaborg.:cyborg:

 

[scubafool]

We are The Scubafool. We are back in the house. We do not wish to resist. We will attend the event as ordered by the ScubaBorg. All hail the Great ScubaBorg!

 

[SuPrBuGmAn]

If 7 of 9 will be there, you won't be able to keep me away