ANDY posted a pic of a DIR scuba tank! Two valves! And he's not using string to service the device? Sacrilege! Although he is demonstrating the old school method of burst disc testing.
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Billy Bob's Scuba Shop and Fritter Shack has been found negligent on seventy three counts of filling scuba cylinders with moonshine instead of air. The negligence issue was NOT the fact that he used moonshine, but that he did in fact refuse to share his new hydration system with his customers. Replied one customer at the Shack, "Heck, If I'd done figgered it out, I'd at least ah had the gall ta share. I git cottonmouth sump'n feerce on a dive ta reclaim mah dropped car keys."
Once it had become local knowledge that Billy Ray, (Billy Bob's cousin who is also the co-owner/operator of the shop) had tried to use Irish Whiskey instead of home brew, the shop was picketed.
One sign read, "Dang the French! We want USA brewed!"
Needless to say, the store is based in a low income, poorly educated burb of Biefeey in Gumpswaller County. Local law enforcement officials were reticent to break up the picketers, because they could not even find a location "French" on the county map.
Therefore, they were not completely offended. Picketers are expected to break up soon without incident due to the evenin' lunch special of crawdad n grits gumbo at Ma's Kettle, a local diner serving breakfast thirty-five ars-a-day, sebn days-a-week.
