Awkward and too cluttered? How so?
Excessive gear choice?...it's actually pretty minimal, not a lot of bells and whistles at all.
Being in a horizontal position?....as opposed to what? Being vertical? or perhaps a 45 degree angle?
I must be missing a lot of aspects of this, because I fail to see your points here.
"There's an ass for every seat." I hope everyone finds a seat that their ass is happy with.
BTW: I checked out your website. You oil painting is awesome! I love the old school striping and lettering also...Very bad ass!!
Too much hose length - don't like long hoses. They are way too long and unecessary in open water where I will never be taking someone out single file. I think it's a bad idea to have anything wrapped around my neck. I also use a snorkel when the need arises and GUE doesn't advocate their use.
Don't like the cords on can lights. Can lights are not necessary for open water IMO. I like small hand helds and the ones made these days are fine.
The can is bulky.
All the DIR people I've seen always have pockets on their thies stuffed with stuff. Pockets sticking out create drag and diminish the sleek slipstream theory. I've never needed to store that much stuff anywhere, I don't even know what they have or why. They look like their wear army fatigues.
Redundant buoyancy by always having to use a drysuit in all conditions, drysuits are not efficient underwater and also diminish slipstream.
Heavy jet fins are good (I have a pair) but there are other fins that work as well or better for other people and DIR doesn't allow for that.
I don't always want to dive with a buddy, buddies can be extra bulk and reduce my streamlining (cramp my style) DIR stresses to never lose your buddy so that means always have a buddy.
Staying flat is good when I want to stay flat and have a reason, but dynamic style means I can orient myself with the contour of the typography and zip and zoom over the terrain like a fighter jet with legs back within the slipstream. I like to point my whole body towards the direction of travel and cruise around like a freediver on scuba - that's how I do it.. The DIR skydiver position means I must elevator dive and I'm sorry I just can't do it, way too clunky and trudgy for me.
I also like to porpoise kick and toe flip kick both non DIR compliant kicks.
Finally, I like to dive with no BC and that is a DIR felony, against all rules and against all DIR better judgment.
Others will probably disagree with me too. That's OK, it creates tension. Tension and opposition is a must for any good debate.
Thanks for checking out my artwork.
I am one of the last hand sign painters and freehand pinstripers around.
Sorry about letting you know how I fell about DIR, nothing personal.
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Sigh . . . whether you like the standardization or not, you have to admit that GUE has done something nobody else is doing in the dive industry, to my knowledge -- they are GROWING.
The three cave instructors in Mexico cast around a while back on how to make a real living teaching cave diving. They went with GUE. They now charge three times what anybody else does in the area, and are busy as long-tailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.
There is very, very clearly a market for intense, high quality training at a premium price.
There is a declining market for meh training at a cheap price.
Hmm.
I have my differences with the GUE protocal, but they definitely are better than the current standard, that's for sure.
They are doing something right.