The Kraken:I'm not a mean spirited person, but I hate posers.
My favorites, though, are the guys on the dive boats in the Gulf who are "master scuba divers" who just wanted to get a dive in while they are on vacation. The bravado is unparalleled.
the K
I also think that too. To a certain extent these titles (misnomers in my opinion) create an illusion implying some higher level of competency for what are basically "rudimentary" courses. Often, "instructor" can be thrown into the mix.
On a funny side, one instructor in his early thirties said he had close to 7000 logged dives. Through some more probing I discovered he logged every pool session on gas to pad his logbook. He included times out of the water as surface intervals!!! :11: Grrrrrh. Mr. X