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[frankc420]

That was mean wasn't it... <slaps own hand>

(You know I'm playing!)

 

[frankc420]

speaking of that.... and weiner dogs....


Here's a hat for you.

http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/hatweinerlovetrucker.html


I think we should take up a collection. I can see Fred wearing this for 'shock value'.

I actually laughed out loud when I pulled up that page w/ the weiner hat!

 

[denisegg]

Denises converation with a customer:

Ring ring, ring ring,
caribbean music playing in the background
Denise, "Hello Denise Here"
Customer, "Hey Denise, this is customer, I brought you my tax papers over a month ago and I haven't heard back from you, whats the status?"
Denise, "Hi customer, Yeah, I've been looking at your paperwork, it's not looking too good right now, but, give me a few more days and I think I can turn things around on your return! I have some friends in high places that may be able to turn this frown upside down!"
Customer, "Oh, it's that bad?"
Denise, "Yes sir, I apologize for the time it's taking to get this done, but I figured you would want a return rather than having to pay in!"
Customer, "Your right, take your time, talk to you soon!"
Denise laughs and sips on her rum & coke!
Denise, "Sure thing, talk to you soon, whats your name again?"

Click Denise laughs and sips on her rum & coke again!
Denise, "What an idiot, I haven't even looked at their return because I've been diving and typing on Scubaboard all day, oh well, they think I'm being cool and getting them a good deal... I guess I can charge more for this? SWEET"

10 minutes later
Denise, "Just booked another trip Andy, lets go ahead and pack up, these returns can wait... besides, they aren't due till April 15th!"

Dang Frank, you're good. That was almost word for word. Where did you hide the video camera in my office......I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN IMMEDIATELY

 

[frankc420]

I was bored at work about 4 years ago... Enjoy!

 

[mike_s]

Sorry, but with you guys showing off your coins... I have to show you mine!

hmmm... I could post my Bill Clinton Arkansas state quarter, but I've got a feeling it would be "pulled" faster than your quarter will be!



EDIT: After seeing Franks above pic of Gummy Bears.... I've also got a 'really bad' Gummy Bear pic some where of Gummy bears in all the kharma-sutra positions. It's hilarious.

 

[denisegg]

Frank and Mike,

I was going to comment, but I will refrain on the grounds that it may...it may.....well there is just no way to comment on eating gummy bears after you two get through with them that would not be taken the wrong way...

 

[mike_s]

well there is just no way to comment on eating gummy bears ...

hmmm... without going into detail, I think that was included in the pic. :no

 

[denisegg]

I told myself not to comment...I said "Denise don't do" "Denise don't do" but would she listen, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

 

[mike_s]

Dang Frank, you're good. That was almost word for word. Where did you hide the video camera in my office......I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN IMMEDIATELY

Video camera? boy talk about "if those walls could talk".

 

[denisegg]

"if those walls could talk".

They would be in contempt and have to be torn down