utdivermatt
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denisegg:Somehow, knowing Mike, I don't think that is the answer he was looking for
...so was he looking for the Alabama Institution for Needy Bobcats Recovered Entering Decatuer?
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...so was he looking for the Alabama Institution for Needy Bobcats Recovered Entering Decatuer?
mike_s
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photohikedive:
speaking of that.... and weiner dogs....
Here's a hat for you.
http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/hatweinerlovetrucker.html
I think we should take up a collection. I can see Fred wearing this for 'shock value'.
philmottrek99and02
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denisegg:I know Howard has been off playing on vacation...
Only 145 more unread email. Gonna be a 4 beer night!
mwhities
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I hope everyone is having fun like I am. I have 50+ SCO unix and linux servers to update before the new time change... NOT fun at all. :|
Michael
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mike_s
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mwhities:
ohhhh... SCO... that's a nasty word. give me linux/irix/solaris anyday over SCO.
Btw.. we sove that time change w/o trying. We run everything in GMT
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Speaking of work, I am piled under a stack of papers so high I can't see daylight. I am going to have to :ignore: and do this cangry: even though I feel like doing this 
Do you guys blame the CPA when you don't get a refund? This is the way my clients act when they have to pay :rtfm:...this is the way they act when they get a big refund :god: and this is me after April 16th..:luxhello: and
although there will have to be some of this
along the way.
(I know, I know...I'm going back to work now...)
cangry: even though I feel like doing this Do you guys blame the CPA when you don't get a refund? This is the way my clients act when they have to pay :rtfm:...this is the way they act when they get a big refund :god: and this is me after April 16th..:luxhello: and
although there will have to be some of this along the way.(I know, I know...I'm going back to work now...)
frankc420
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Sorry, but with you guys showing off your coins... I have to show you mine!
frankc420
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denisegg:Speaking of work, I am piled under a stack of papers so high I can't see daylight. I am going to have to :ignore: and do this
Do you guys blame the CPA when you don't get a refund? This is the way my clients act when they have to pay :rtfm:...this is the way they act when they get a big refund :god: and this is me after April 16th..:luxhello: and
(I know, I know...I'm going back to work now...)
The 20 minutes it took you to find all of those smileys, you could have had a tax return finished, printed, and mailed. Hell, I know I don't want you doing my taxes... You'd take forever and make me pay in!
Denises converation with a customer:
Ring ring, ring ring,
caribbean music playing in the background
Denise, "Hello Denise Here"
Customer, "Hey Denise, this is customer, I brought you my tax papers over a month ago and I haven't heard back from you, whats the status?"
Denise, "Hi customer, Yeah, I've been looking at your paperwork, it's not looking too good right now, but, give me a few more days and I think I can turn things around on your return! I have some friends in high places that may be able to turn this frown upside down!"
Customer, "Oh, it's that bad?"
Denise, "Yes sir, I apologize for the time it's taking to get this done, but I figured you would want a return rather than having to pay in!"
Customer, "Your right, take your time, talk to you soon!"
Denise laughs and sips on her rum & coke!
Denise, "Sure thing, talk to you soon, whats your name again?"
Click Denise laughs and sips on her rum & coke again!
Denise, "What an idiot, I haven't even looked at their return because I've been diving and typing on Scubaboard all day, oh well, they think I'm being cool and getting them a good deal... I guess I can charge more for this? SWEET"
10 minutes later
Denise, "Just booked another trip Andy, lets go ahead and pack up, these returns can wait... besides, they aren't due till April 15th!"
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frankc420:The 20 minutes it took you to find all of those smileys, you could have had a tax return finished, printed, and mailed. Hell, I know I don't want you doing my taxes... You'd take forever and make me pay in!
You're right Frank, anything for you
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frankc420:Sorry, but with you guys showing off your coins... I have to show you mine!
It figures, didn't Bugman say he was from Louisiana....now we know why
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