Instructions on Cleaning the Toilet

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Mako Mark

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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
bathroom,
and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 
LOL thats awesome...

poor kitty

that dog isn't very nice
 
WAHAHAHAHAHA

does it matter what brand of cat shampoo you use? can i substitute shampoo for a chlorine bleach to get that nice sparkle to the bowl?

does it matter if the cat is not white if i use chlorine bleach?

ROLFMAO

Jag
 
the cat WILL be white if you use bleach, and its not the color safe kind :eyebrow: :eyebrow:

note: i in no way condone the use of bleach on animals
 
Hahahaah :rofl2:
 
You really, really need to see the photos that go with this. They make the joke 10x better.
 
ItsBruce:
It sounds sort of like giving someone a swirley. ... It is amazing how many guys it takes to give one small freshman one!


I guess I should be happy I am female at this moment, eh? :D
 
Roflmao!!
 
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