These are the first junk compulsory night dive boat thing that I rip off and throw away
before heading off for a few hundred yards away from the obscene cacophony of light
and when it's time I head back for where it looks like the sun has crashed into the ocean
without even having switched on my own lights
One billion trillion lumens per diver to be reflected right back at you, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The war of the light sabres stabbing and slashing towards where they think the predatory shark or giant octopus will be
Boo, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!